{"product_id":"lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","title":"Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Creature Cocks\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7436\/4826\/files\/CreatureCocks_Banner-Small.jpg?v=1693346454\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTentacle Strap-Mount Base:\u003c\/b\u003e A grinder that anchors wherever you ride. Lord Neptune's tentacle base wraps an adjustable strap from 12\" to 52\" circumference around your pillow, your thigh, or any piece of furniture in the room, locking the shaft in for whatever angle you grind down on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDeep Sea Texture Top to Base:\u003c\/b\u003e A 5.3\" insertable shaft sculpted with deep-sea ridges and bumps that hit your inner walls in a pattern no smooth dildo can match. Premium phthalate-free silicone with intense textures throughout for intense, unique, unmatched sensations every time you take him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePowerful Vibration via Removable Bullet:\u003c\/b\u003e A removable vibrating bullet drops into the base of the shaft and activates Lord Neptune's entire body. 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration for solo or partnered play with every grind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWireless Remote in Hand:\u003c\/b\u003e A remote that puts vibration control at arm's length so your hands can focus on clitoral or partner stimulation. Cycle through speeds and patterns without breaking your rhythm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWaterproof Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium waterproof silicone with an IPX6 rating making this the perfect addition to your late-night shower routine and made for quick and simple clean-up before and after.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSolo or Partner Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e A strap that turns any surface into a mount. Wrap him around a pillow for a solo ride, secure the base to your thigh and let your partner take the shaft, or anchor him to the bed frame for hands-free riding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLord Neptune rises from the deepest trenches with a body forged from tidal pressure and centuries of dominion over the sea. The lucky few who survived his storms whispered of a sea god whose touch left them ruined for every pleasure that came after. Now the king of the deep takes shape as a strap-mount grinder, his tentacles wrapped tight around whatever surface you ride. The Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder from Creature Cocks brings deep-sea texture and powerful vibration to a strap-mount base ready to ride any surface in the room. Premium phthalate-free silicone gives the shaft its blue-hued sea-god finish, sculpted top to base with ridges and bumps no smooth dildo can match. A removable vibrating bullet drops into the base of the shaft and hums through Lord Neptune's body across 3 speeds and 7 patterns. Open at a soft hum and warm tease, then drive into harder rumble and heavier pulses whenever the grind needs to land deeper. The tentacle-textured base wraps an adjustable strap around your pillow, your thigh, or any piece of furniture, anchoring Lord Neptune for an intimate solo grind or a partner ride. Premium waterproof silicone for easy clean-up before and after every session, ready for the next time he surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOverall Length: 6.2\" (15.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOverall Width: 3.1\" (7.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOverall Depth: 3.9\" (9.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable Length: 5.3\" (13.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest Insertable Diameter: 2\" (5.1 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrap Adjustment: 12\" to 52\" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemote: Wireless\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof Rating: IPX6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Blue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys. Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creature Cocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54839434838388,"sku":"AH828","price":79.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7436\/4826\/files\/AH828_retail-MAINv2.jpg?v=1782250455","url":"https:\/\/www.xrbrands.com\/products\/lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder","provider":"XR Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}